Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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