I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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