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  : south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage

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• (949): View more from California

  Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets

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• (805): View more from California

  It's like a toaster oven for my penis

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob

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• (941): View more from Florida

  So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.

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  I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.

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  And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea

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• (661): View more from California

  Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  false alarm, still single

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