: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
false alarm, still single