Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

that was a gay-test. you passed.

(1-562): View more from California

with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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(541): View more from Oregon

He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"

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(225): View more from Louisiana

How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?

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(707): View more from California

its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(707): View more from California

admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me

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(207): View more from Maine

I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...

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