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Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.

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(858): Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star. http://tfl.nu/4wpn

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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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(269): After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever. http://tfl.nu/nvrl

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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?

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What the hell did you do last night?!

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(661): Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy? (1-661): What the hell did you do last night?! http://tfl.nu/xxav

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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.

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(908): when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave. http://tfl.nu/35vg

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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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(860): failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm. http://tfl.nu/gfgw

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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one

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(402): i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one http://tfl.nu/cpp8

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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

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(508): i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot http://tfl.nu/slrj

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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?

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(315): mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!? http://tfl.nu/d0je

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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.

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(360): He made me a "booty call of the year" award. http://tfl.nu/7b1z

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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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(541): get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear. http://tfl.nu/nwnx

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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds

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(914): I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds http://tfl.nu/eevd

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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR

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Don't text me with that hand

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(410): SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR (610): Don't text me with that hand http://tfl.nu/c1bj

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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.

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(414): Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course. http://tfl.nu/ipu8

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What's the mantra for Sunday?

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I will not have sex with him.

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(502): What's the mantra for Sunday? (606): I will not have sex with him. http://tfl.nu/xixk

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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.

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(270): Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man. http://tfl.nu/achk

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