brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.