he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos