that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...