Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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