I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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