don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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