we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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