It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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