How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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