I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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