Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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