i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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