And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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