the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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