R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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