i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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