am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You ruined the universe
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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