We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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