P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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