dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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