We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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