Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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