it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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