Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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