So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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