sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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