You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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