if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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