My room smells like vodka and shame
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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