no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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