She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
