my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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