His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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