it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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