Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think your dad took our porno
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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