it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.