did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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