Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
