Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
