Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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