no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We talked him into tasing himself.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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