We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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