i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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