We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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