I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it wasn't lemon gatorade
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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