thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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