I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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