Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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