quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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