pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize