I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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