I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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