He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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