Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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