covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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